How did the human race appear?

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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

-- ShArIf.

Where is God?!

I found following jocks on a facebook group, hope you will enjoy it:

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were very Naughty. They were always getting into trouble and their Parents knew that if any trouble occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a priest in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The prist agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the prist in the
afternoon.

The prist, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the prist
repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the prist raised
his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and run off from the room, ran directly home and Dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his
older brother found him in private, he asked, "What happened?

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think we did
it!"

TINY DEER SO CUTE

This deer is too cute and too little!!! Image Credit: badaparda.com and Jeff Moore

Large Hadron Collider & another Big Bang !

Ingenious Minds, Ideas & Innovations: Large Hadron Collider & another Big Bang !

How the Large Hadron Collider worked ?

Scientist from centuries have been keen on understanding the concept of our existence. How the world came into existence and how we had evolved. Where some like Professor Geoffrey Taylor from the University of Melbourne spent 20 years on his quest for knowledge.

Similarly some around 7000 eager scientists from different parts of the globe helped in setting up a circular tunnel around 17 miles and 50 to 175 m underground. Straddling the Swiss and French borders on the outskirts of Geneva. The tubelike tunnels were fit with about 9000 very powerful magnets, and had the capacity to operate at -456.25F. Energy consumed for the time the experiment proceeded was around 120 MW. The Experiment was done using beam pipes injecting 1.0×10-9 grams of hydrogen, which would fill the volume of one grain of fine sand.

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Cure for Sorrow

Cure for Sorrow There is an old Chinese tale about a woman whose only so died. In her grief, she went to the holy man and said, "What prayers, what magical incantations do you have to bring my son back to life?" Instead of sending her away or reasoning with her, he said to her, "Fetch me a mustard seed from a home that has never known sorrow. We will use it to drive the sorrow out of your life." The woman went off at once in search of that magical mustard seed. She came first to a splendid mansion, knocked at the door, and said, "I am looking for a home that has never known sorrow. Is this such a place? It is very important to me." They told her, "You've certainly come to the wrong place," and began to describe all the tragic things that recently had befallen them. The woman said to herself, "Who is better able to help thes poor, unfortunate people than I, who have had misfortune of my own?" She stayed on to comfort them, then went on in search of a home that had never known sorrow. But wherever she turned, in palaces or huts, she found one tale after another of sadness and misfortune. She became so involved in ministering to other people's grief that ultimately she forgot about her quest for the magical mustard seed, never realizing that it had, in fact, driven the sorrow out of her life.

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Source:

AB