I found following jocks on a facebook group, hope you will enjoy it:
The boys' mother heard that a priest in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The prist agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the prist in the
afternoon.
The prist, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the prist
repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the prist raised
his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and run off from the room, ran directly home and Dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his
older brother found him in private, he asked, "What happened?
The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think we did
it!"
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