Husband vs Wife :-)

I found following jocks on a facebook group, hope you will enjoy it:

Husband: everytime I hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat.............
Husband: how does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush!!!!

-- ShArIf.

How did the human race appear?

I found following jocks on a facebook group, hope you will enjoy it:

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

-- ShArIf.

Where is God?!

I found following jocks on a facebook group, hope you will enjoy it:

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were very Naughty. They were always getting into trouble and their Parents knew that if any trouble occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a priest in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The prist agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the prist in the
afternoon.

The prist, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the prist
repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the prist raised
his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and run off from the room, ran directly home and Dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his
older brother found him in private, he asked, "What happened?

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think we did
it!"